20 Funny WhatsApp Status - Part 4

Funny WhatsApp Status

1. On the other hand...you have different fingers.
2. Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet ...
3. When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
4. Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."
5. I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
6. Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo
7. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
8. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
9. Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
10. Friction is a drag.
11. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
12. Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
13. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
14. Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
15. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't itA man is as young as the woman he feels.
16. With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
17. “There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes
18. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
19. I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
20. Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky

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20 Funny WhatsApp Status - Part 3

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1. I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
2. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
3. If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
4. Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
5. Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D
6. Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)
7. we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
8. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
9. When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
10. I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...: P: D
11. If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
12. Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
13. Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
14. Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
15. After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
16. Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
17. What i if told you...you the read first line wrong...same with the second... ;)  :p
18. I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi! 
19. Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
20. Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?

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20 Funny WhatsApp Status - Part 2

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1. I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
2. I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
3. Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
4. It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
5. I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.
6. There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
7. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
8. I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
9. When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always! 
10. What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
11. Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
12. I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
13. Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
14. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
15. Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
16. Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
17. Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;)
18. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D
19. HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
20. You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)

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15 Romantic WhatsApp Status for Her

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1. Oh, you little girl, you stole my heart. Never mind, I will steal you a kiss. That will make us even.
2. You don't have to take care of yourself anymore, I'm here to take care of you
3. You are the inspiration behind all that I do, and the source of all that is good in my life.
4. You are the greatest thing that ever came into my life and I won't let anyone take you away from me.
5. Its not your job to change your man. It's your job to teach yourself to understand him.
6. Someone up there must be watching out for me, because they sent heaven’s most beautiful angel into my life.
7. Kiss me. Hug me. Love me. The same quantity of those sweetest things I will return as soon as possible.
8. My gratitude for having met you is surpassed only by my amazement at the joy you bring to my life.
9. When you love me like that I turn into ten grams of honey. So we can be sweet together.
10. Between us is one thread. It tied our hearts so we walk so close to each other scared to break it off.
11. In my hands is this heart. I want you to have it, because I’m so clumsy, so I’m afraid I’ll lose it or easily give it to someone else.
12. You are the only air I am breathing. You are ticking in my heart like a little clock. Yes, you wake me up every day when I fall asleep dreaming of the days when I was alone.
13. Two hearts ran to the end of the world. They recognized each other’s eyes in the final border of the end and infinity. In that particular one moment they hugged each other. No one dares to separate them.
14. You beautiful woman of my life, you took it all from me. I took it all from you. So today we can blackmail each other.
15. Can anything be more valuable than our love? Since you are with me, my only measurement is in heartbeats.
16. If you dare take my hand and take me where your heart is. I want to feel what it’s like to love like you love.
17. You’re still a little kitten that looks at my eyes, wanting love in these cold world.
18. Sometimes I knock on doors of your heart just to make sure I still live there.
19. I wake up every morning with the excitement of a child on Christmas day, just knowing that I’m with you.
20. My love for you knows no boundaries. You are the reason behind everything that is good in my life.

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20 Funny WhatsApp Status - Part 1

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1. I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
2. You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
3. If you don't care stop talking about it.
4. God was showing off when He created you.
5. Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
6. Never apologize for being you.
7. I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
8. Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
9. Don't worry. God is always on time.
10. She loves me or not but I love her a lot.  : P
11. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
12. Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
13. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
14. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 
15. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 
16. I can handle pain until it hurts.
17. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 
18. Gravity always gets me down. :)
19. If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
20. I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

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20 WhatsApp Status Updates

1. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
2. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
3. she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
4. I drink to make other people interesting.
5. If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
6. Save water drink beer.
7. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
8. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
9. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
10. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
11. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
12. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
13. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
14. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
15. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
16. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
17. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
18. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
19. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
20. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

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50 Best Whatsapp Status Updates

1. Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.

2. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'

3. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
4. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
5. The road to success is always under construction.

6. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

7. Born to express not to impress.

8. Silent people have the loudest minds.

9. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.

10. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

11. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

12. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

14. When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.

15. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

16. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

17. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

18. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

19. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

20. When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!

21. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

22. If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.

23. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

24. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

25. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

26. Be a good person, But don't try to prove.

27. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

28. Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.

29. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.

30. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

31. When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".

32. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

33. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

34. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.

35. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

36. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

37. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

38. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

39. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

40. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

41. I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.

42. Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.

43. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.

44. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

45. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

46. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

47. Nothing is over until you stop trying.

48. Person you love is 72.8% water.

49. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

50. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

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